Adrian

I didn't blog yesterday leh.
I was thinking of not blogging today either just because.
I am rather hungover.
Thus, short bimbotic sentences.
If you are reading my blog for the first time, be assured that I am not always stupid like that.
I can type in longer sentences.
Just not now.
So why this entry right?
THAT IS WHAT THE TITLE IS FOR LA.

I have quite a number of friends named Adrian.
Frankly, I don't know what is with that name Adrian. All mothers seem to think that Adrian would be a rather cool name for a boy in the 1980s.
Because I bet you, every one of you reading this blog now would definitely know someone by the name of Adrian.
The same goes for the name Darren, but today, this entry is about Adrian, so let's leave the loser name Darren for another day, another entry (Maybe later la).
Today is about Adrian remember?

When I wrote this entry last weekend, a few of you came asking me who this Adrian fella is.
Sidenote to the real Adrian: please don't inflate yet, lest you can't take off your t-shirt because your head became just too big.
Anyhow, a few of you asked who this Adrian fella is.
I don't know why you should be asking. Because very obviously, this Adrian fella definitely did not record that clip nor is he half as ass-kicking as that guitar guy in that clip. In fact that clip was a tool for him to pick girls up.

Adrian: hey (insert chick name here), check this clip out! Ain't it cool?
Chick: woah! Did you record that video? It's awesome, I didn't know you could do stuff like that.
Adrian: They are many other stuff I can do, and you haven't yet seen. I'll gladly show them to you, (insert chick name here).
Chick: Woahhh.. I can't wait to check them out.
Adrian: whenever you are ready baby..
Chick: But my name is (insert chick name here), not baby. -pouts-
Adrian: Yeah whatever.
Chick: -continues to pout-

Something to this effect.
Which reminds me, my friend Darren attempted in doing that too, albeit subtly.
He merely linked the video up in the friendster, and hoped people surfing his profile would think that cool dude playing that guitar is him. Although I think his ultimate purpose is not to pick chicks up. It merely serves as a ego-booster for him la.

Then again, as I've mentioned earlier, this entry today is about Adrian, so let's get back to the topic.

Adrian has once again requested to use my blog as an advertorial.
I think he must have read this entry last weekend, and think that that many people are still visiting my blog.
Let me just clarify.
The max I've hit after that entry was 122 unique vistors a day, and since then readership has dropped fairly dramatically.
And I am glad.
But maybe Adrian ain't so glad about it.
Anyhow, he is a friend, and since he requested, I cannot reject la.
I am too nice a friend.

Because Adrian's friendster profile averages 15 views per month. Please help to boost his fledging ego abit and click here ok?
But before you do that, maybe you would like to you must check his request out.

Adrian,
nobody whore for traffic to your friendster the way you do.
For that, you get special mention from me.
And what is that from moment of heaven to eternality?
e-t-e-r-n-i-t-y?

Girls,
Feel free to roll your eyes, flame and scorn,
It is Adrian who called you girls "my desperate girlfriends"

Finally,
Happy Birthday, Darren. (if your friend Darren's birthday is today, it still might not be the same Darren as the one I know. Afterall, we all know how Darren, like Adrian is a highly common name)