Trainwreck?
This morning, I woke up browsed through my tracker and was perturbed by it.
According to my extreme tracker.
On the 7th of April, I have 98 freaking unique vistors.
This disturbed me greatly.
Because prior to 7th April, my highest was only 39 unique vistors.
And this itself already disturbed me quite a bit. I mean, do I really have 39 friends reading my blog? I always thought those who read my blog are only the ones who actually tag.
So you mean there are others who read and not tag?
Anyhow, back to the 98 unique vistors.
Say out of this 98, eight of these vistors are my frequent readers (that is, f-r-i-e-n-d-s)... So where did that 90 really come from???
Well, apparently after some investigation (ok, not really complex stuff just simple clicks), I realised I've been linked to www.trainwrecks.net.
Now, as I read the entry.. a couple of stuff struck my mind.
1. What the hell is trainwreck supposed to mean?
2. How did my blog from Sunny (small) Singapore land across the world?
3. Why would someone create a blog/site solely dedicated to commenting on the blogs of another from all over the world? (I don't mean this in a bad way)
I feel like a small celebrity.
So many prying into my private life now.
A trainwreck reader has requested for a definition of "hur" a very common word I use on my blog.
This is definitely worse than, "define diminishing marginal returns".
Because it is difficult for someone living across the planet to understand what our slang is like. Afterall, we are a small and I would say relatively unknown country. Why would you bother with our slang (like how we'd emulate yours).
Only if you shift and live in Singapore, would you adapt to the la, hor, leh, hur.
SO just because in "our planet" we use words unheard of in yours, don't assume we are "abnormal" because you are definitely not the one to judge.
Just the same as we don't think your slang is weird just because.
Anyhow, if you reaaaally need to know.
When I use the word "hur" it is meant to be a sound.
Like "HA HA?
Instead, it's a HUR. (sounds vaguely like HER)
Trying pronouncing it, and reading it out loud. (don't be shy now, I don't think your room mate is going to hear that small sound you just produced)
Don't ask me to get into details, about why HUR, is HUR.
That aside, as much as I am perturbed by the increased viewership, I reckon it is temporary. (read: go away and not read my blog please.)
Afterall, they think of me a trainwreck.
Which I am fine about.
Because hey, if everybody's life is "normal" then where's the thrill.
At least I am glad I am abnormal enough to be worthy of your attention.
-beams-
Note: I didn't not use the word fuck in this entry.
I've decided to tone down, after a friend of mine mention I've been increasingly vulgar. Which really isn't like me.
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