vlookup

I drove home today, from CDC.
Ok. Not all the way home, but Hougang. (which is close enough to home)
I realised I drive better when I am outside that "learning" environment.

Perhaps because I kept chanting "Please don't let me kill anyone" all the way from UBI to Hougang. And when I grew sick of chanting that, I was doing "Please don't let me knock into anything (and make that man next to me mad)"

Other than that, driving home was fun.

I cannot believe how I slept at 9pm last night and still couldn't wake up properly this morning. Subconsciously I hear myself saying I am going to wake up at 6:45am and do my makeup nicely because it's been a long time since I went to work looking nice and not doing that at the expense of being late.
So I tried.

I had to leap out of bed at 7:18am still.

NEVER drink coffee from Ya Kun if you are planning to go into deep sleep at night.
They have the most potent coffee ever.
Perhaps from the non addict, that is the most potent.
My hands were shaking after my cup of ice coffee from Ya Kun. Then again, it might also be because I was cold. But I felt horrible after that cup of coffee, like I was in 5th gear or something getting high on vlookups.
Then again, I think I get high on vlookups everyday.
I think I can type the word "vlookup" in 1.5 second.
Considering I type "vlookup" at least 9 times per day.
Which means, in a week, I type about 45 vlookup.
This also means, in a year (54 weeks) I type about 2430 "vlookups"

**Sidenote: A year has 54 weeks right? I tried to doublecheck with information with Sean the Prawn and Rie the Berry, but none of them knows the result. Worse, Sean the Prawn tried to trick me into thinking 54 is the right answer by telling me 365/7=54.
Sean the prawn; I may seem like a bimbo. But I am not one ok? 365/7=52.142857

Did I say I hate numbers?
Right.

Add that 7 vlookups that I just typed (including this one), I would have typed 2437 vlookups this year. (ok 2438)

I said caffeine was making my wonky.
So no more Ya Kun for me. I shall go back to my honey milk tea from Sweet Talk.

Some people assume I am stupid.
I am not.
Thanks for helping me publicising my blog via emails.
You should get an award or something.

Nah
Sean the Prawn
Enough about asking me what that 54 weeks was for ok.
Tsk tsk

Young men these days don't have patience.