The fat bug

I caught the fat bug.
*deep sigh*

Everyday, I'd thinking what I should be eating and eating and eating.
This is very bad for the tummy.
Especially when I have this fatal attraction to chocolates.

When I'm stressed, I eat chocolates
When I have nothing to do, I eat chocolates
When I feel faint, I eat chocolates
When I am bored, I eat chocolates
When I am sick, I eat chocolates

When I woke up this morning, all groggy and stuff and realise my chocolate eclair has gone missing, and probably settled very happy down someone else's tummy.
I was.. justifiably infuriated.
HELLO.
I had cravings for chocolate eclair for damn fricking long already. When I finally got to buying that $1.40 chocolate eclair, it goes down someone else's stomach!

Very suddenly,
I miss Melbourne and Yunnan.

Stupid pussysean.