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Sunday, August 06, 2006

Call-a-slut

Happy Birthday Adrian.
(Because you are such a desperate slut, I shall help you whore for attention here on my blog. )

It's Adrian's birthday.
And he has another 24 months to look for a bride. So, if you are Vietnamese, illegal immigrants from Cambodia, Thailand, Vietnam or Laos please tag with your particulars so Adrian-the-slut can hook up with you.

Then again, if you are Singaporean, don't bother.
Adrian is not interested in all that whine wine and dine routine. Nor the whole romantic date idea. And the last I checked Singapore girls are so into that whole romantic date and wine-and-dine crap (yours truly included). So Singapore girls need not apply. Unless, you are a slut like Adrian, because he totally dig sluts. And I know there are quite a few in Singapore too. So.. do whatever pleases you.

Adrian-the-slut is the perfect man (according to no one but himself)

adrian- says:
my stamina and fitness is unquestionable
adrian- says:
my creativity n health oso unquestionable

If you are interested in being Adrian's birthday present.
Let me know. (in English please)
I am only conversant in English and simple mandarin.
Though I reckon I am good at reading body languages as well.

Adrian, don't hold your breath and wait for any tags.
I won't if I were you. But Happy Birthday nonetheless.

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