Picture this

This was the only picture he bothered to photoshopped (well, actually he used another program called GIMP) and he only did so, because out of the many pictures taken. This was the only acceptable one. (read: he marginally look human, instead of looking like a pig reincarnate)

Nothing was done to this picture (and all subsequent pictures), because I am totally clueless about the dumb programs used to edit pictures. In fact, cropping this picture nearly drove me nuts. So that was all that I manage to do. Sign me up for photoshop classes, I honestly need it.
Oh and by the way, the orange you see in the pictures, are accentuated accordingly when the picture was taken. This is a function from my baby. So I really did not use softwares to do that. (need to give credits to my baby - Canon A700)

This is pretty much what he does all the time. (I literally mean all the time).
He sleeps when I cook lunch, he sleeps when I watch CSI, he sleeps when I bathe, he sleeps when I talk, he sleeps when I take pictures of him, he sleeps whenever period.

I even had to threaten him with taking pictures of his (fat) ass to get him to wake. But he doesn't remember all that. Not even when I show him the pictures of his (fat) ass. I would love to post them up here. But he, very smartly deleted it permanently. Which kinda sucks, because I did that to publicly humiliate him. I guess he just beat me at it.

If you look closely, you'd notice 2 things.

1. I've put on considerable weight. It always shows on my face. (this is something pixie can vouch for). SCREW IT.
2. He has snake eyes. Look closely now, and it'll freak yout out. This apparently occurs because he is a snake reincarnate (snakes sleep all the time too!).
No, really, it's because my camera was set with a 1 second shutter speed, and you'd have to remain very still to capture a good enough shot. (alot of the pictures taken were blurry because I just couldn't stay still enough to be captured)

Oh well, I can always entertain myself with my camera, whilst he is busy surfing the net for batteries. I can't believe that geek either.
It's only rechargeable batteries, and he needs to go surf the darn forum for a review, comments and listen to what other recommend yadda yadda yadda.
In the end, I stuck to my instincts and went for one had a pink casing.
Like whatever..

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That link is so darn funny.
Speaks real fast, but it's still funny though.

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If I hear one more remark passed on England's World Cup performance thus far, I will seriously break some necks.

Go on, test me.