Ouiji Board

When we have nothing to do (or no money) on weekends, we'd camp out at Kino (Orchard) just for the sake of it. This weekend, we were low on cash (rather, I was low in cash) thus we staked out at Kino to read instead of shopping.

At the section of the Paranormal (I am not sure if this was what the section called, but they had shelves of such books)

Me: Reading a book called "Strange but true incidents" (Yes, this is the title of the book)
Him: Getting restless and whining about checking out books on dogs.

After quite a while.

Him: Let's go leh, I want to go find the "Orgy book"
Me: hmm? (I was concentrating on reading my book, and because after awhile, you'd learn to block out his incessant whinings.
Him: -sulks-
After about a minute, it suddenly hit me.
Me: You want to look for the "Orgy book"???
Him: Huh? I said "Orgy Board", you know? The "Orgy board"

I had lean on the shelf to prevent myself from collapsing in laughter at Kino.

Me: It's the ouiji board (pronounced: wee gee)
Him: Ok...

The rest of the day, he couldn't get enough of the "Orgy book".