Growing up, I'm growing up.

I wish.
I am only growing OLD and no longer growing UP.
Expectations are such that, as you grow older, you are wiser. I honestly beg to differ.
Experience has shown that as you grow older, you seem more susceptible to committing the same mistakes. And really, nobody learns from it.
Or rather, I don't learn from it.

I am babbling because I am very VERY hungover.
I just never learn.

GAH.