When it's raining..

When it's raining, our options are narrowed.
(The following only applies in heavy rain, and I mean very very heavy rain)

1. Bring your bottle of shampoo downstairs, wear your working clothes and attempt to wash your hair.
2. Take our your umbrella, cut heart shapes all over, when it's raining the heaviest go down and offer to share your umbrella with that someone else who's waiting for the rain to stop and currently stuck at the bus stop.
3. When you see lightining from afar scream at the top of your voice about how the world is coming to an end. (with dramatic effects and all)
4. Go for a swim, and watch the lifeguards break out in cold sweat.
5. Take our your fishing rods and sit by the side of the road and wait for a fish.
6. Wear your sunglasses and bright colored clothes out to shop, when you are paying for your purchase, exclaim to the cashier "What a sunny day it is today!"
7. Take out all your pails and go out to collect rainwater, proceed to mop the floor and wash your clothes with the rainwater you've collected
8. Hang our your clothes, and when your neighbours look at your bewilderedly (from upstairs and down), smile sweetly and tell them your washing machine is spoilt and you're washing the clothes.
9. Go for a jog.
10. Sleep.

Tell me your favoured option.
If it's anything other than option 10, let me know. I am interested in speaking with you, in depth.
We're of the same wavelength.

Right now.
I am going off to carry out option 10.