We don't understand men?

The stupid men always like to claim that women are complex creatures.
Actually, I think women we are rather simple by nature. Just that the men, are just not bright enough to understand.

Men, on the other hand are just too simple, they think we don't understand them. When really, understanding men ain't rocket science you know? I wouldn't even think it was on the same level as understanding combined science (I only took combined science in sec sch).

Men = Cars + Girls + Sports + Computers

I am not saying all men are the same. They importance of each component varies with the males.
Say, your guy might be like the following:

Your guy = 10 cars + 23423984729384 Girls + 50Sports +0.55Computers

As you can see, your guy is very into girls and Sports and not soo interested in computers. But just slightly.
Of course, there are the negatives, like they hate one of the components. So if your guy is gay, then it would like something like,

Your gay = 0.33Cars + (-65Girls) + 0.0005Sports + 0.27Computers

They are negatively attracted to girls, as shown above.

So really, understanding guys, is as simple as adding a few simple components directly related to the guys.

Understanding girls on the other hand, requires just a tad bit more thought. Like how we have elementary maths and advanced maths?
Well, guys are elementary maths and understanding girls is like reading advanced maths.

Female = Boys (Shopping + Girlfriends + Family) + Love + Beauty (Mani + pedi + cosmetics + facials + exercise) + Holidays

Or there about.
I know, there is nothing advanced about the above equation because I ain't really a math person. Although I took and passed my advanced maths in secondary school (B4 ok), I can't really do maths for nuts.

You get my point (I hope).

Because thus far, I've already ventured very far off from my agenda (yes, I have an agenda).

Back to what I was saying about how guys are simple.
Well, I truly think they are very easy to understand. And we girls are also easy to understand, if you are well versed in that topic. And by that, I do not mean, discussing the unimportant (and ridiculous) components of a girl. To the simple-minded guys, girls are like,

Females= Boobs + legs + ass + face

Therefore, with this simple equation in mind, they can't possibly understand how a girl thinks. Because there's no brain in the above equation.

Oh wells.

I am currently not very happy with the male species (I am sure you can already see). And it ain't because I cannot understand them. They are simple enough to understand. What I cannot fathom is their ability to lose their brain and rationality. I like to think that they are equipped with that to begin with. I just do not understand how one can lose it.

Don't they ever think before they act?

I am sorry.

An apology never compensates.
It doesn't ever compensate the hurt and pain inflicted, nor does it justify the loss of your brain and rationality. Yet it is always a tool used feebly by the males.

I am sorry I've let you down.
I am sorry I won't do it again.

Honestly, there's only one universal answer to the above 2 statements, when heard from an apologetic male. And that is,

I am sorry, you can go fuck a spider (I mean no harm to the spiders).

Sorry doesn't take away anything anyhow.
Because men are so stupid they will commit the same mistake once more.

Suffer the women.
Not only do we have to live with monthly bleeds and dual gender roles we are also cursed with the companionship of male stupidity.

The men however seem to like to assume us women are stupid, or as stupid as they are. They throw some flowery words, some vague promises and they expect all to be rosy once more. They expect memories to be altered, hurt to be forgotten and pain to be dissolved all because they throw some flowerily nice words.

Other types of stupid men plainly like to cast their nets wide.
Say, there are 5 women in the vicinity that fits his search critieria (think the components equation), they would cast out their net in hope to land on all 5 females.

Commitment is myth to males. Devotion is fairytale.

Die bastards, DIE

Did I just say that out loud? I don't mean to.

Special note: A handful of males inspired me to pen this entry. Although I concede that this entry it not yet my most vindictive (I could be worse), I apologise for the lack of tact and thought that was put into this entry. I am just shit tired but still shit mad enough to pen this entry.. And if you are that particular male and you are reading this blog. I think you deserve shits. If you read my blog, and you think I am not referring to you, you also deserve shits.

All in all, this is nothing personal.

I just hate it when:-

a) you don't get it, or
b) you are lame with lies, or
c) you mess with either one of my friends.

Lastly, I was kidding about the spiders part, I hope nobody took that part seriously (I had to make sure, men are not that bright remember?). And I assure no spiders were harmed in this process of penning this entry.