Excuse me, are you in the queue?

Because I am fuming mad, I am taking time off my busy schedule to pen this ridiculous incident.
My encounter with 2 (maybe just one) clown had me stumped today. NOT because it's a Monday and I am grouchy. But because those clowns just failed to make me laugh.

Like I said, I am swarmed with work today because it's a MON-freaking-day. So I headed out to doggie bag lunch instead of having a leisure lunch (aka shopping). The sun's freaking hot today, and I have no idea why. Ok, maybe because its noon, and the sun's supposed to be hot. Still, imagine trotting all the way down to FEP only to realise they didn't have a DBS ATM there anymore. SO I had to get my sorry self down to Scotts Picnic to draw cash. (Why can't all shops accept nets or say, ez-link?)

Despite all that I was still wasn't really in a foul mood, UNTIL those clowns.

I rushed down to Level One at FEP, because I had to meet my colleagues back at Level 3 in like 5 minutes time. Since I knew what I had wanted to buy back already I thought it would be a chop-chop affair. There was however a queue in front of Shi-Lin (the shop that sells oyster mee-sua). When I say there's a queue, it means there's a straight directly sprouting out from the cashier. Like I said, straight line. Not wavy, nor clustered groups but straight line.
So I stood behind 2 clowns and waited for my turn.

The 2 clowns were yakking and I merely looked at them, because there were 2 others in front of the clowns (like I said there was a straight line queue.
After maybe 20 seconds, those 2 clowns turned and look at me one of the clown (the not so funny one) said to me, "oh we're not in the queue"
Right, so I proceed to move ahead of them and order. Up till this point in time, I did nothing whatsoever to provoke them. Except maybe I did not acknowledge the clown's whiny exclamation.

But, when I was at the counter. The clown (the not so funny one with a whiny voice) said very loudly for me to hear, that "SHE SHOULD HAVE ASKED RIGHT?"

That had me fuming.
Real bad.

Firstly, (whiny fucking clown), if you want to say something like that, say it to my FACE.
Don't wait till I pass you then you choose to say that behind my back. I hate gutless fucks like you.
Secondly, (whiny fucking clown), just because you think you are oh-so-smart, well think again. As much as I try not to put down people from my alma mater, you truly took my first away. Then again, I don't really fancy that school (even though I spent 2 years there) anyhow.
Thirdly, (whiny fucking clown) that wasn't a smart thing to say at all. If you took a step back and look at the situation and access the environment, you'd realise that you are forming a queue which I inevitably assumed was a fucking queue to begin with. Don't expect me to go asking everyone in a straight line standing in front of the cashier if they are in the queue. Because if it looks like one. IT IS ONE.
Finally, it's a Monday. Don't piss OL off on a Monday ok clowny bitch? Because when you start working (if you ever do) you'd know what it's like to be working their ass off for shopping necessities every weekday. You'd then also understand the MONDAY BLUES phenomenon.

I fumed so bad, my mee -sua was boiling in the pot right in front of me. (too much Jean Grey/Xmen3)
I had almost wanted to turn around and holler my head off and embarrass her real bad.
Then again, because I was running very short of time, and I didn't trust myself to keep my cool, I merely turned back whilst waiting for my mee-sua and stared at those clowns. When I say s-t-a-r-e I really meant it. I believe my stare can KILL lor.
Too bad those clowns didn't drop dead.

After I had my mee sua in my hands I glared at them once more and yelled excuse me to disperse the straight-line queue behind me.

Now now, listen up here whiny fucking clowns.
You do not deserve my time and effort really. I accept that you are young and haven't yet seen the great big world beyond your little glass globes. But I have zero tolerance for stupidity.
ZERO you understand?
Don't act smart with me, when you are still drinking breast milk when I started primary school.
Don't fucking act smart with me, when daddy is still giving you money.

Clowns.