My dear girls

I am turning down my 3rd and final job offer.
I wish I could say, "screw you bitch." after telling them nicely how I got a better offer.

IF you know what I am referring to here.......

Congratulations.
Let's all not hyperventilate yet.

Till I get the full details I will be back to hyperventilate ok?
Because before all's final, there's still a slim chance we all won't get to hyperventilate.