Very the pain

My stomach (or that general area) is very the pain.
In the morning, it was gastric.
I woke up with a rumbling stomach, that sounded strange albeit early.
So I skipped just one meal yesterday. Missed the frickin bus to my office. Stood all the way on the train to Chinatown. Walked all the way to my office at Cecil St.
I almost fainted ok.
My vision started blurring and I had to pause for a bit before walking.

Now, its cramps.
WHAT?
Make us bleed still not enough? Gotta add that cramping to it?
Suffer the women.
ARGH.

Thank goodness it's not cramps AND gastric at the same time.
Because the last time I had them BOTH, they paralysed me and so nearly killed me. I still remember so vividly how driven to tears I was with the pain. Now, I think I am too fat for that.
(erm. I don't think there's a link)

Finally, after f-i-v-e lessons, I am beginning to love driving. Wooohoooo~
That behind-the-wheel and totally-in-control feeling is highly addictive. Not to mention, I am already the ultimate reckless driver (even though it's only my 5th lesson).

1. I don't look out for pedestrians AT ALL ok?
2. I'd so gladly knock off all the cyclists. (Because they FREAK ME OUT)
3. I stop only at the LAST MINUTE
4. When I see impatient asses flashing to OVERTAKE us, I STEP UP the accelerator. (to no avail though)
5. I laugh when my instructor HORNs at the stupid cars who totally DISREGARD us (me).
6. I roll my eyes at those STUPID MEN who stare at me and SMIRK instead of looking at the damn road, or turning the steering wheel on my own.
7. I check out the mirrors only to see if there are people trying to overtake me. (AND not to check out the traffic conditions and what not)

I am soooooo looking forward to my next lesson.
Yippeeee..
Let's hope I pass and get my license soon enough.

And once I do, I am going to start the Bug Persuade-Dad-to-Change-Car Campaign.
I am rooting for him to change his car to a manual one instead. (BECAUSE I LIKE to change gears), and also from a UGLY green car to a BLACK one instead.
Seriously, there should be a law against ugly colored cars. (Like my dad's ugly green). If its the VW beetle green, still ok. But its that atypical UGLY green lor. Makes me giddy even before I sit in the car can.
As much as I like VW beetle's green and yellow. I still think cars should all be BLACK. Just because. Period.

Black is classy, and its the only color that cars look good in.
Red's too showy.
Blue's too ah beng / Or like the taxis
White too bird shitty (because when a bird shits on a white car, it is darn obvious)
Champagne's (gold) is not bad, but its a tad bit too ah pek.
Green? Enough said
Silver is common.

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Our managing director has to be the sweetest one around.
I end work at 4:30pm today ok.
YAY!