Vampires.

I so want to be a vampire.
Where do I apply?
Then again, I faint at the sight of blood (in majorly high quantities)

I finally caught Underworld yesterday (no, not Underworld Evolution, but Underworld the first.)
I love it.
But really, I caught Underworld because I really wanted to catch Underworld Evolution. The trailers and reviews were awesome, and I just had to go catch it. The thing was, I didn't want to go watch Underworld Evolution blindly (and stupidly). It will feel very incomplete to not watch Underworld before Underworld Evolution (at least that was what I thought).

Immortality ain't that much so bad isn't it? I remember watching Interview with a Vampire ages ago, and all's fuzzy. But I remember something about how they (or at least Kristen Dunst) was unhappy about being a vampire, because they could not go out in the day, couldn't see sunlight and really had to live with their present, without being able to grow old.
Perhaps because I am approaching quarter-life now. And all seems well. I mean, I am at my perfect age to be a vampire. I definitely wouldn't mind being 24 for the rest of my life (did I just say I am 24? I mean 21). Right now, I already loathe daylight. I am nocturnal. I prefer to do things at night and sleep the day away really. (Vampires out there, are you hearing this? Biitee me). Oh and while we are at that, please send me a cool hunk of a vampire ya?
Someone like Jay Chou to biite me will do.

Who wouldn't want to live for centuries and centuries?

So perhaps the one that you love will die (because that loser ain't a vampire), and you have to watch him/her die. But, I don't know.. you'd love again? (and while you are at that, make sure the next love is a vampire) It is naive to think if you were an immortal, you'd love only one and one for the rest of ... forever isn't it?
If you happen to love one, and he happens to be human? Then bite him, make him one of you! At this rate, there'd be no more humans. (all vampires)

Ok, either that or I am seriously disillusioned with love.
Love, is surely replaceable.

Whatever it is, I don't want to be werewolves.
Troublesome ain't it. Every full moon you've gotta morph into some kinda freak, break all your bones, pounce around acting beastly, draw blood and feed.
I am already doing that once a month. PMS makes me beastly. PMS makes me pounce around snarling at everybody. PMS draws blood once a month already. PMS drives me werewolfish already. I don't need to be bitten to be a werewolf.

Plus, werewolf just ain't cool.

I like how in Underworld, their eyes change when they are pissed or attacking.
It's very much like how you really feel isn't it? When you are so utterly boiling, you would imagine steam coming out of your ears and your eyes raging with fury. And fury makes your eyes change color.

I am toying with the idea of colored contacts. (this is way before Underworld). But Barbie doesn't fancy the idea of colored contacts. He hates it, and thinks its freakish. Oh well, NOT that I am listening to his nonsense, nor is he having a say in what I do with my eyes. BUT, I am just lazy to the idea of wearing contacts again. The reason why I have my lil red specs now is because I cannot stand the idea of wearing/washing contact lenses again. It's so much of a hassle.
Bah.
We'll see how after Underworld Evolution

Disclaimer: I only want to be a vampire if all vampires are as cool as Kate Beckinsale, and if all love interests looks as hot as Scott Speedman.