My tummy is the size of a swimming float

I promise you my tummy feels like the size of a swimming float. Those we use when we were kids, around a waist to keep as afloat in the swimming pool.
I can't decide if it is there because I am bloated or it is there because I am fat.
There is no reason for my tummy to bloat up. But there are tons of reasons to support the fat theory.

Let me just say, the uZap advertisement is very irritating.
Zap zap tummy, zap zap thighs, zap zap butt.
Zap your head. (kidding)
But as a fat aesthetics conscious consumer, I am very tempted to zap it.
Imagine, going to sleep with uZap (Zap zap tummy, zap zap thighs, zap zap butt) around your tummy, and !Kazaam! flat enviable trim abs the next morning. (just who the fuck am I trying to kid here?) Oh well, one (with a fat tummy) can just hope.
Lest you think I have the "mother bird" syndrom (aka the Rie the Berry disease), I don't. I am not that fat (not yet), I just have a unsightly tummy.

My pay this month is delayed.
Trust me to have already spent some of it.

Esprit Bag : $55.90 (30% discount that my boss got for me)
Fame sandals : price not available (though I think its around SGD70)
** Yes, the sandals that I have been harping about for so darn long.. I've finally ordered the pink one through Jadedcia

Yes, my pay have yet to be credited into my account ok.
Hur.

I have edited the links at the side.
Because I've been so bored productive with my time, I've been reading quite alot of blogs lately.
So there is an updated list of blogs that I like to read. It doesn't reflect the list of weird unique friends that I have. So don't go round thinking everyone there is weird. Anyhow, if you are not comfortable with me linking your blog, do let me know. Because I have quite a few weirdo vistors here.

I am waiting for the impossible.