Letter from Stomach to me.

Dear girl,

I have been your faithful servant for 23 years 5 months now. Throughout this period, I've dilligently been digesting every single morsel of food you swallow. From chewing gum to paper, I did my utmost best to digest them to the best of my ability.
I would have appreciated it, if with age, you mature and decide to feed yourself healthier stuff. Though I am thankful I haven't seen chewing gum in a long while. But with the amount of trash that I am receiving from you.. I would just like to say.. I've had enough.
When the doctors tell you no milk or dairy products, they mean it.

Enough of the trash.
Oily unhealthy food makes me work doubly hard to digest them.

Let this be the first warning.

Regards,
Your one and only stomach.