娃娃脸
I think we're losers.
12pm-3pm : CSI/CSI Miami/CSI New York
3pm-7pm : Lost (slept a bit in between)
7pm-8pm : Dinner
8pm: wanted to finish up Lost. But that darn DVD just couldn't work ok.
8pm-now: panicking.
That's my Sunday for you.
For almost half a year, I've been telling myself I will drag my sorry ass out on Sunday and do something more constructive than sitting around watching TV or sleeping in on Sundays.
From KTV to Sim Lim Square to whatever.
We've always said. But we've never done.
I suspect that is why he is so darn chubby now.
All those inactivity is making him balloon..
(shakes head)
I realise something so Goddamn silly.
The next time I am going to blog about something.. I reckon I should go back and read my older posts and do some simple research, lest the girls start laughing at me.
When I wrote about that one stupid wish I made when I was a kid, and how I did not want to divulge it.
I realised I already did donkey years ago (ok, it's just one year)
And they had to point that out to me, even though they knew I conveniently forgot I already told them about it.
Excuse me.
Next time I boo-boo, please just pretend I didn't can?
Bad on the ego.
All because I didn't want egg, I had to endure ridicule.
I told uncle selling fried fish ee mee,
"Uncle, I don't want 鸡蛋 (ji-dan / egg)."
He tried to be funny.
"Don't want 鸡蛋 (ji-dan / egg)?? Then you must be doing very well in school la"
"Sec what this year? Or is it poly??"
I thought he was kidding.
And I told him.
"Uncle, I finish studying already leh."
He had to doubt me, and totally insulted me when he asked
"Oh? You finish studying so early?"
Do I look so uneducated to you? So I told uncle,
" I am already working lor."
Uncle never gave up on his insults.
"You study finish Secondary school then work? Or is it you finish studying very early and had to work?"
My mandarin sucks, but this doesn't mean I am so uneducated O level drop out ok. So, out of sheer exasperation,
"I am 24 this year, finish studying all that I possibly can and have to work"
Uncle either realised I have been thoroughly insulted, or just couldn't help my stab the knife in further he said,
"ohh, cannot tell leh, you got 娃娃脸 (wa-wa face)"
Somehow, I don't think doll-face is not exactly a good thing really.
Thank you huh Uncle?
娃娃脸 (wa-wa face) my ass ok?
I am going to ask mummy to help me 打抱 for me next time already.
Anyhow, uncle as I've learnt is only 30 this year.
How's that for payback UNCLE
Nobody calls me 娃娃脸 (wa-wa face) and gets away with it ok.
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