The onion juice

Congratulations.
Ladies and Gentlemen.
I am very proud to announce, that I have successfully made myself bald.
That's right.
Call me Champion Trixyy from now on.

If you see me with a cap on the streets, don't start thinking I've altered my fashion sense, and am now into hip-hop.
I am just.. well.. waiting for my hair to grow. (If it is ever possible).

I know I know.
I've always been complaining about my hair loss issue.
But I think I've attained nirvana (sorry for the use of word here) today.

Being the smart alice that I am.
I've decided that this time round, I'd DIY instead of going to those fancy salons to color my hair.
$18 for a bottle of hair dye.
Hundred strands of hair down the drain, literally.
Actually, let's sidetrack abit. It is really quite worth it if you think on the flip.
I mean.. Let's say I drop like 360 strands of hair today. (no, don't start doubting if it's possible)
I paid like $18 to drop 360 strands of hair.
So for every $1 I paid, I dropped like 20 strands of hair!!!!!
*gasp*
Isn't that amazing or what?
That is what I call value for money.
Only in this case, not everybody dye their hair themselves with an off-the-counter hair dye to lose hair.
From the amount of hair that I just dropped, I am beginning to suspect I sub-consciously really want to bald myself.

Where was I?


Ok, my hair loss.
I estimate a loss of at least 360 strands of hair.
I suspected more. (MORE value for money)
I've rinsed my hair twice, and am staring at the computer willing for those hair to grow back in 20 mins.
Nope, I haven't yet evaluate the actual loss.
I am shivering with fear, really.

I cannot believe I actually got myself into this.

NO more chemical stuff to my hair henceforth.
If you ever hear me mentioning
hair dye/color hair/Kimage/ sick of hair color/maybe/dye/red/black
Slap me.

My hair is my life.

GAH.
And you know..
Strangely the best part of this entire saga lies in the fact that I spent $18 to purchase a bottle of hair dye, drop an estimate of 360 strands of hair. YET, ladies and gentlemen.. I DID NOT ATTAIN THE HAIR COLOR I WANT OK?
The box says I am suppose to get a shade of red that is called Exotic Red.
Instead, my hair is still.. pretty much black and brown.
Ok, so my paranoia ate into me, and I washed my hair like 15 minutes before the stipulated time.
BUT excuse me.
A little bit redder will die huh?

When I see those hair falling off, I immediately thought of the very ridiculous natural remedy for it.
The ONION JUICE remedy.
It is not simply eating dozens of onions (ok, perhaps it is not that simple as well).
Instead, it involves massaging your scalp with ONION JUICE.
If you think it is not as gross as it sounds, think again.
Because it sure stinks.
Someone I know (I shall not name that person) actually tried that out ok.
And for the entire day, I could really smell the onion off his head.
Imagine that.
Nono.. smell that!

If you were to click on the link above.
You'd start wondering if you should try it out as well.
Apparently, it has worked wonders for many others, like a miracle cure hor.
Don't underestimate the natural remedy.
BUT, 2 times a week, smelling like an onion.. that is just too freakish for me.
Why must it be onion?

Why cannot orange or apple?

This is depressing.

Let me go talk to my scalp and stimulate growth.
Chanting no longer works.
That's yesterday's cure.
Today, it's gentle persuasion.

Everybody follow me now:
*saccharine sweet and soft voice*
Please little hair, grow grow grow grow...
Grow little hair, growww...