Letter to Santa.

Dear Santa,

I've been a really good girl this year. Except for the time I laughed at others for their lousy command of English, or the time I abused others for their sheer stupidity. More often than not, I've been good. I give up seats to the needy, very reluctantly when everyone else standing is staring at me. Though I glare with my sword-like eyes, I tend to leave children alone when they annoy me with their irritating high pitch voice.

I don't have a chimney for you to get your fat ass stuck in. Which I reckon is a good thing.
Instead, I will snail mail you my address so you can park your reindeers outside my door and leave the presents at my doorstep. However, I recommend you do not bring your sleigh up, and instead to leave it downstairs at the lift lobby, because the sleigh's gonna be too big for my corridor.

Rest assured I will leave you a few pieces of stale bread that nobody wants anymore for you in my kitchen. Please only take the bread and nothing else. Because my mother's quite particular about food theives. So please, take whatever bread's there and leave my presents behind.

With all the following presents, I promise I will be good for the rest of next year, and stop cursing and swearing at every other irritant on the face of this earth. And also, I will spread the good of the Christmas season by yelling at those caroling at midnight to go home and rest early. Further, I will tell children horror stories about how bad children get sent to Solmalia to live till they rot and die in the desert wilderness.

Herewith is the list of gifts I've compiled that I reckon I deserve. Kindly revert for questions or color preferences asap.

- A Porcelain Horse Carousel from Precious Thots. (damage: $299)
- A white fluffy maltese (damage: $1300 and above, depending)
- A mega huge Jay Chou poster (damage: $50)
- Tag Heuer Watch, with diamonds and satin (damage: $3100)
- Manicure and Pedicure (damage: $60)
- A trip to Cameron over Christmas (Just find me an agency that's not fully booked yet)
- Jay Chou himself (damage : Patty Hou)
- A yellow spaghet from Cooee that is MY SIZE (email me, and I will tell you the size. Damage: 2 for $17.90)
- Photoframes. (pls include photo as well. I'm lazy to develop the pictures)
- Books. (damage: depending on your generosity)
- Canon A620 (damage: $729 and sliding)
- Xbox (damage: $299 only)
- Eyeshadows (damage: again, depending on your generosity)
- Fibrewig (damage : $24, available at SASA)
- Curl Memory from Kate (damage $18.50, but its currently SOLDOUT islandwide. I will love you to bits if you can find it for me.)
- 42" Samsung plasma TV (damage: $4299)

Yours Truly,
Trixyy.