Limosaurus

Limosaurus.

I self entertain too much.

LBB has a new nick now (like once again)
I think he would prefer his new moniker to all previous ones.
You've got to admit, Limosaurus sounds more hip and cool doesn't it?
As compared to Barbie, Little Brown Bear, Grizzly Bear, etc.

It all started, when I said he's intimidating, at least to the kids.
And I thought of a dinosaur.
What is more intimidating than a dinosaur to kids?
Even I think they are intimidating alright.

So Limosaurus he shall be.
Also fondly known as L-Rex.
(roars in the background).

I spent the entire journey from Sengkang to Marina Bay describing L-Rex to the very uninterested L-Rex himself.
Sometimes he gave me that what-is-wrong-with-you look, other times, he would just throw me a very bored glance when I mention L-Rex for the nth time.
But when I used the word formidable he snapped.

You think what? Wrestler ah?
Then, the image just filled me head.
My L-Rex in that tight singlet, that hardly covers the nipples and those grossly tight shorts.
Growling in that meanacing manner. Hands modelled as claws roaring away.

Ladieeessss and gentlemaannnn
Let us now bring on the 6-foot tall, 150 pounds.....
(drums roll and more ridiculous dragging of speech)
LIMOSAURUSSSSSSSS.
The formidable L-REX....

I repeated that nonstop.
Till he had to suffocate me with his huge palms to shut me up.

What?

What is life without imagination?
Lalalaaaa..
How I just love annoying him endlessly.
Till he gets so provoked he snaps back.

I love weekends and PHs.
He is so much fun.