Are you a freak?

Excuse me, are you a freak?

I received the 3rd msg from Mr XXX on friendster.
Not sure if I mentioned this. But I heeded lilditzy's advise and added Mr XXX on friendster lately. I did so, without replying a single of his msg.

After he was added, he made no hesitation whatsoever in posting a testimonial for me.
The testimonial was world class. So much so, Adrian was moved to tears. Click
here to check it out. While you are at it. Please click here as well. Pathetic friend of mine has been complaining about his low traffic flow. So please, check it out and support the babe ya?

I thought the testimonial was off. The next day (or that day itself, I can't really remember) Mr XXX sent me the 2nd message, thanking me for adding him into my network of friends and how he hopes we can foster a friendship.

Yada yada yada..
I don't give a fuck.
As long as I am not sitting next to you during graduation, everything's cool.

And I thought he would get the idea, and leave me alone. Plus, lately, I posted a string of pictures of me and Limosaurus. So, shouldn't you get the idea now?

Hell no.

Today, I received the third and by far, the most ridiculous message of all.

I don't mean to humiliate people like that.
But really... check this out.

How have you been?
Enjoyed the National Day holiday? Hope you had lots of fun. =)
Well, we've been electronic friends for some time, but haven't got a chance to meet up with you at all.
With the weekend round the corner, thought of taking this opportunity to get to know you better - got lots to catch up, so much to share! ;p
I'm sure it'll be so much fun discovering our common interests, sharing our experiences, and of course, learning about each other's differences.
With this in mind, do I have the honour to ask you out? :-)Looking forward to fostering a strong friendship with you.
Take great care, and may our new found friendship blossom over time!
Warmest Regards,

I think he is deluded. Since when have we been electronic friends for sometime?
You mean 1 week is some time. So I have been with Limosaurus all my life now ok?
And no, I hardly doubt it would be much fun discovering out common interest.
Because at present, I don't have an interest in fostering a strong friendship with any freaks.

Mr XXX. IF you ever have the chance to read this (which I seriously doubt, unless stalking is your expertise), do not step a toe further than that dumb msg of yours. For I am issuing this warning out to you now..
I will set my FORMIDABLE Limosaurus on you.
You will be torn into bits before you can say formidable limosaurus.

**Disclaimer
If you are a CYT who looks like Weicong OR Derrick from Project Superstar, please disregard the above warnings and go ahead and drop me a message anytime. You should preferably be below the age of 21 and have yet to serve national service.

Speaking of Project Superstar.
Though I said I will boycott the show after they kick my dear Weicong out.
But no, mummy had to tempt me with blasting the music.
And I had to hear him sing my FAVOURITE SONG
It should be a crime to let such a cutie sing THAT SONG can?
How I always fantasize about a special someone singing me that song.
How I LOVE the lyrics.
How I DREAM of that song.
How Ling and I ALWAYS sang it at KTV.

There and then, I just knew it.
If Mr Derrick sing that song to ME with that huge peepers staring at me.
I WILL marry him.
So feeling feeling leh........

I am SO going to catch the results show tomorrow, and bite my nails till it bleed.

So I am shallow.
So I am like some deranged TEENAGER.
Judge me for all I care.......

I am risking my life here for the following.
Limosaurus wrath is not something to be trifled with.
But still...


GRrrr..grrrr..grr.r...
Check this outtt..
Now what can that huge brown snoring thing on my floor be?






Grrr...grrrr...
It is none other than the FORMIDABLE LIMOSAURUS.
Run now and hide.
He is brown, he is huge, he is the unbeatable L-REX
Nahh....
L-REX is such a endearing little sweetie.
Look at him.
Doesn't he look like an angel?
Such a sweet angel righttt?
(this is the best pic I can get)
And I don't have photoshop ok.
So yes, it sucks.
But keep the comments to yourself.
Because this sweet lil angel is really a Limosaurus in disguise.
And he can eat you up at the snap of my fingers.
Yes.. Check out those razor sharp teeth..
He will chew you up and tear your flesh apart.








Ok. I think after this post.
The only flesh he would tear apart will be mine.

I am sorry laaa Sour Lim (his newer nick).

Sour Lim: Why must you always post such unglamourous pictures of meeee? whyyyy?

Don't you think its just so sweet? I think he looks so cute in every one of those pictures above.
It makes you gooo awwww... doesn't it? (pretend it does, please).
I think I am the queen in self-denial and self entertainment.
But anyhow.
I love my L-Rex.
He is so cool really.
And so bloody sweet to me.
(I have no choice but to put in some nice words here)