Are you a destructive girlfriend

Amidst all the internet lame interesting quizes, I thought I should come out with one of my own.

Are you a destructive girlfriend / Do you think you WILL be a destructive girlfriend?

**As per annoying pixie's refusal to take my quiz, I have edited the title of my quiz.
It is now known as the above. Are you currently a destructive girlfriend, and do you think you have the potential to be one.. It all means the same.
So take it HOR!

1. How often do you see your boyfriend?
a. every single day
b. every second of the day
c. once a month
d. less than once a month

2. What do you do when your boyfriend is late for your date
a. get real annoyed, but forgive him after he apologises.
b. scream,yell,punch,pinch; any one of the few listed or worse
c. you are later than him
d. ignore it, after all time spent together is more than enough

3. What do you do when your boyfriend calls you in the middle of the day and tells you he have to work the entire weekend away.
a. pity him, and give him the moral support he would need to tide through the weekend.
b. scream, yell,cry,punch,pinch,sulk, threaten to kill him and his dog.
c. Work your weekend away
d. Immediately pick up the phone and scroll through the list of to-date guys.

4. Its his birthday, you buy him:
a. the SLR/lomo lca he has been eyeing
b.herbal tea
c. a box of chocolates
d.a card that read: Happy birthday Brother!

5. Your boyfriend calls you after 12pm on a weekday, you:
a. ask him if he is tired and wants to retire early
b. slam down the phone when he calls
c. create a fuss but quickly start yakking about the facial foam you saw the other day
d. pretend to be sleeping and call up some other guy in your to-date list

6. He is tired after a day's hard work
a. you give him a nice back rub
b. force his eyes open and make him TALK to you
c. poke him a couple of times before settling with your book to read
d. ask him to go home and sleep whilst you call up some other guy in your to-date list

7. He conks out on your floor you;
a. take out your pillow, switch off the lights and make him comfortable
b. kick him/take pictures of him in the compromising position and post it on some adult site.
c. ask him to wake, when he doesn't respond, bathe and sleep on your bed, leaving him there
d. quietly switch of the light and call up some other guy in your to-date list.

8. His IPPT is approaching, he is getting terribly unfit you;
a. jogs with him
b. laugh in his face, tell him he is too fat, don't bother to jog, waste of time and effort, just book his time slot for RT.
c. tells him to go jog by himself regularly and laugh when he is too lazy

How did you score:

Mostly As:
You are the disgustingly sweet girlfriend any guy would love to have. Gentle, kind, caring. Very unreal. Exists only in movies, or in countries where women are weak and viewed inferior. You should stop and evaluate your situation. Chances are, your boy will be stepping over your head before you know it. Don't be too sweet and nice to your boyfriend. They are always unappreciative of your kind efforts and are currently ill-treating you.

Mostly Bs:
You are the one destructive girlfriend. Guys are swept off their feet. Not because you are too darn nice and sweet. They are swept off literally. Good for you! All that destruction is making some headway. You will be appreciated in time to come, and you will be like the princess every girl dreams of. You will frighten him into giving in to your every demand. Way to go! The epitome of the new age girl. Everyone should look up to!

Mostly Cs:
You are a stupid contradiction. Sometimes nice, sometimes not. Make up your mind. Do you or do you want to discipline your boyfriend? Giving him mixed signals will just cause him to be confused and react even more stupidly than he is already reacting. Heed the advice. Lean towards total destruction. Else you will be at a disadvantaged.

Mostly Ds:
You are totally not interested in a relationship. Give the current guy up and date 10 guys at a go. You will be free of heartache and would not have to be that total destructive bitch to one pathetic guy. Instead, you are a free agent, destructive to whoever you please and whenever you want. However, you may suffer from considerable backlash when those stupid himbos congregate and exchange strategies. Cover your own back and strategise, you will be victorious.
The male species are afterall plain dumb.

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Thank you.