Most Eligible Bachelor

Most eligible bachelor

I think that is the biggest, fattest oxymoron.

How can there ever exists an eligible bachelor?
Especially in the world where women are always in the hunt for (bigger), better guys?
Don't you think so?

Wake up girls.
There ain't any eligible bachelors anymore.
All the good ones are never eligible for the right reason.
Really.
I mean they can be eligible, not saying they can't.
But their reasons are highly suspicious.
All that talk about searching for the perfect one is just crap to me.
Waiting for the right one either equates I just need freedom to screw still. OR I got this freak habit that no one woman can ever possibly tolerate.

C'mon. Don't deny.
It is in us humans to seek companionship.
You are not single for no reason.
You can't be a bachelor and be eligible.
Ok, to be fair.
To me, my definition of an eligible bachelor, is one who's lean, cute, tanned, intelligent, fairly well to do, well groomed, caring bla bla bla bla (the impossible) AND single
So tell me, seriously.
Do you think it is ever possible that a guy with the above few characteristics would be single and really available?
Perhaps it is possible.
Then that goes back to my initial point.
These guys, are either
1. GAY (No Adrian, I am not indirectly saying you are an eligible bachelor)
2. Cannot stop sleeping around and settling down
3. Has some freak habit.

So that brings us back to square one.
These so called eligible bachelors are not that eligible afterall isn't it?
I mean afterall there is something freak about them.

And anyhow, I think good guys are like ghosts.
You hear about them, but you have never really physically encountered them.
They are all just weird brief encounters.
Which in years to come, you'd forget.

Pixie, I know you are raring to rebutt.
About how there is definitely some good guy left out there.
For your sake, I hope so too.
Cause now, even my mother is worried for you.
Please don't make us ALL worried ya?