Judge of the judges

This comes belated.
But I have been confounded for quite some time.
The last few days of my week was filled with activities, let alone a not-so-active brain.

As you probably would have known now,
I rush home religiously to catch 绝对 Superstar every Wednesdays.
Although I concede that this is all just for entertainment.
That I would never sms to vote, or (God-forbid) buy any of their dreaded albums.
But I love the entertainment it provides.
Especially when I am so freak bored after work every day.

The judges however, are a serious pain the ass.

Honestly, do you understand the comments made?
Perhaps I am ignorant.
But kindly explain the ridiculous terms they use.
It doesn't help when the terms are in Chinese.
A language I am not particulary very good in.

Seriously, I understand that the show is purely for entertainment.
Because like Singapore Idol, the winners are long forgotten in say 10 years.
But really, those judges are getting on my nerves.
All those technical terms used.
Perhaps I am ignorant.
but really, does it seriously matter where the voice come out from?
Whatever is headvoice?
Or rather, would the viewers even care?
Please be more entertaining in your comments.
I fully appreciate Simon Cowell now.
However tasteless his comments. They are frank and entertaining.

We need some frankness.
Like, "You only appeal to the OGs"
"You are just a pretty face."
"That was horrid, you are capable of better"
But perhaps due to the kindness of Singaporeans, we seem incapable of that particular act.
To be frank.

They should invite me to be judge.
I am frank.
I am forthright.
I am not afraid of offending Singapore. (or so I think)
If your singing sucks, I would say it in the most honest way.
And not beat around the bush, trying to be kind. Because all that trying just falls short.
It would just make you seem pretty much silly.

Just like how I always tell my boy he is a whiny little sour boy.
And how he is FAT and UGLY.
Though he insists he is well-received.
Like whatever.