CYTs rock my world.

If you are not privyy to what a CYT is.
Get a life.
No, I mean seriously.. get a life.

Rushed home today.
Almost ran from my LRT station back home.
All for a bunch of CYTs.

Caught 绝对 Superstar right on time.
I yelled at dad to switch to channel U the moment I step home.
Dad threw me the ultra curious look.

Initially, I was all for my favourite CYT, I can't remember his no. hell, I can't even remember his name.
But I definitely remember his face.
He is the typical CYT.

Not too tall,
Not too fat,
Not too cute,
Not too manly.
And wayyyyy too young.

I think he is 19ish or 20.

I was just wondering lately, if its age catching up with me.
I find myself obscenely attracted to CYTs lately.
Its getting pretty disturbing.
I find boys, especially the young ones deliciously cute.

A typical CYT would have big sparkly eyes,
desirably sweet dimples and a skinny frame.
Though I must admit, not all CYTs have huge sparkly eyes.
But as long as they are young, have great fashion sense, skinny and that really funky hairdo.
He will have me gushing about him for a good 10 minutes.

Just like my shampoo boy at Kimage.
My shampoo boy is a typical CYT.
And I love visiting Kimage.
I just had my hair colored yesterday and I am planning my next trip like next month.
Just to have that CYT caress my hair.
Oh boy.
And I literally mean oh boy..

What is the world coming to these days?
It is bloody unfair.
When I was younger.
Say 20ish.
I never met any guy around my age who's that desirably cute.

But then again, I am not that old now right?
Right...

Throw me a basic crew neck and I will puke right away.
I spend the entire morning mutilating and packing crew neck tees, in a wide assortment of colors.
I think there were about 15 different colors.
I deal so much with colors, that sometimes when I am out, I stare at a solid color, and I can name the name of that color (as used by my company)
Its gross.
And I have no idea why they love having fanciful names for colors.

Like black is Jet Black
White is White Optic
Pink we have Pink Pagoda, Pink Mind, Fuschia Island, Pink Cameo DS, Pink heart, Pink Nosegay, Pink Spirit
Green we have Dandy green, sage essence, green festive, green festival, amiable green,
If you let me have my way.
I will name the colors in grades.
Say, ugly pink, sweet pink, alright pink, bright pink, gross pink, cute pink.
But then again, I am not the one naming colors, and I know you are glad I am not the one naming colors.

2 days of maggie mee for dinner.
Bring my somewhere nice for dinner tomorrow.
Else I'd slap you.

I love my boy.
After watching 绝对Superstar,
I shall start deluding myself.
Hypnotisizing myself to believe that my boy is a CYT.
When he clearly is just a FLBB (pronounced as flab)
Hah.